Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Dressing Room & Dressing Up

Vancouver Canucks coach John Tortorella, given a six-game suspension for his dressing room encounter with Calgary Flames coach Bob Hartley, said, "I merely wanted to compliment Bob on his necktie. And perhaps help him with the knot."

Meanwhile, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has announced that on his return from a triumphant visit to Israel he will go on the road playing Tevya in "Fiddler on the Roof."John Baird will back him on the balalaika.

Famous Gerry Altman quote: "It doesn't matter how much bagels and lox you eat, it won't make you Jewish."

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