Thursday, January 23, 2014

Secret of Seahawks Success

Sports Illustrated has revealed what may be powering the Seattle Seahawks offence. It is the Beast Burger--a gargantuan meal inspired by Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch. Order one, and here's what you'll get:

A massive burger piled high with two beef patties, bacon, ham, cheese, onion rings, tomato and lettuce, a side of thick-cut fries, and a bag of Skittles--Mr. Lynch's favorite candy. Fifteen bucks; 1,743 calories.

It is rumored that BC Lions GM Wally Buono is ordering the Beast Burger to be put on the team's 2014 training camp menu.

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