Saturday, January 18, 2014

No News is...well, No News

But there are a few items from the Pointless Digressions 24/7 News Desk:

1. Archaeologists in Britain believe they have found the bones of Alfred the Great. No trace, however, has been found of the burned cakes. (Come on, you remember the story. Don't you?)

2. Restaurants in Los Angeles, quick to spot a trend, are now offering the Justin Bieber Omelette, the Justin Bieber Frittata, and the Justin Bieber Zabaglione.

3. Stephen Harper, shortly before disconcerting his Israeli hosts by asking for ketchup with his schmaltz herring, announced that in retaliation for Neil Young's attack on his oil sands program, he will no longer include "Old Man" in his repertoire.

Stay tuned.

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