Friday, March 28, 2014

New Threat from North Korea

Alarming news from North Korea: the official state hair style is now the Kim Jong-Un cut.  North Korean men, when they go to their barbers, will be allowed only this one style--no Mohawks, no crew cuts, no Elvis waves, no Yul Brynner shaved heads, no Richard Sherman dreadlocks. Tonsorial equipment has been reduced to a bowl and a razor.

While this is bad news for North Korean would-be hipsters, who have lost their chance of ever looking cool, there are also international ramifications to be feared. What if other world leaders follow suit, and decree that all citizens of their countries should have coiffures to match that worn by the Big Cheese?

Think about it, Canadian men. Observe Prime Minister Stephen Harper's hair style, and think about it. Now, if it were Justin Trudeau...

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