A bulletin from the Hop & Vine brings the devastating news that the entire shipment of Guinness, for which pubs and clubs and saloons and liquor stores all over British Columbia's lower mainland are waiting, and their patrons thirsting, is sitting on a terminal dock, prevented from delivery by the port truckers' strike. And this on the very verge of St. Patrick's Day! Saints alive!
This may be the first time in history when loyal Irishmen, on St. Paddy's Day, are reduced to drinking Ovaltine.
Of course, they could think of it as O'Valtine. Heh heh.
Oh--ow--ugh!
Bad punster dispatched with a shillelagh.
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Very funny, Mr. PD!
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