Don, Jr.: "I took the meeting only because she offered me the secret recipe for Beef Stroganoff."
Investigator Mueller: "And you did not communicate this information to your father, aka the President?"
D.Jr.: "No, sir. I had hoped it might be the recipe for Chicken Kiev. We would have loved that."
Mueller: "And that was the extent of the meeting?"
D.Jr.: "Except for a few rounds of Moscow Mules."
Mueller: "Not surprising your memory failed you after that."
D.Jr.: "Glad you understand. Care for some Siberian reindeer jerky?"