Monday, April 4, 2011

Circumstantial Evidence

News item: "Circumcision best left for prepubescence."

Excited pre-teens, hearing this news, began lining up before dawn at clinics throughout the nation, hoping to be among the first to experience the surgical procedure. 

Asked for comments, one prepubescent youth said, "It's cool! Everyone wants one!" Another, clad in an Archie and Jughead tee-shirt, said, "Awesome, man! Now I'll no longer feel out of it in the shower after gym class!"

One walk-in clinic, in a bid to attract clients, posted a sign reading "Don't be a jerk--Get a circ!"

Prepubescent circumcision has become a new pre-teen trend. Now watching with interest, sensing a new marketing opportunity, are body piercing parlors.  

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