Thursday, April 21, 2011

Steve and the Donald

Stephen Harper warned today that if his Conservative party does not win a majority on May 2, he will throw "the biggest temper tantrum this country has ever seen."

Meanwhile, Donald Trump announced that his decision to offer himself to become President of the United States "was inspired by that great leader to the north, Steve Harper."

Harper and Trump are slated to appear together in a new reality television show: "Dueling Hairstyles."

2 comments:

  1. There are however significant differences between the Donald and the Stephen. One has been wheeling and dealing in real estate since early adolescence, while the other has never held a paying job outside the realm of politics. Perhaps each is in the wrong place. They should trade, so that the GOP can enjoy some tasty piano playing at the next nominating convention while everything Canada touches turns to gold.

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