Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Snake eyes!

The proposal to build a $500 million mega-casino in downtown Vancouver has been rejected, despite the last-minute performance of several executives of the BC Lottery Corporation singing "Luck Be a Lady."

Promoters of the scheme say they will now move on to other venues. Alonzo Schlitz, spokesperson for the group, said, "Our plan is to install slot machines in pre-schools throughout the Metro Vancouver area. This will provide kiddies with valuable instruction in mathematics and risk calculation."

Still under discussion is a concept to place roulette wheels in long-term care facilities under the slogan "What Have You Got to Lose?"  

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