Results of the Great Debate

Immediately following the two-hour Anglophone tag team match of Messrs. Harper, Layton, Ignatieff and Duceppe, the Pointless Digressions team undertook its independent survey of Canadians (error of plus or minus 95). Results follow:

Best knotted necktie: Stephen Harper.

Best shirt: Michael Ignatieff.

Best cut suit: Jack Layton.

Best monochromatic look (suit, tie, hair): Gilles Duceppe.

Best hair: Gilles Duceppe.

Best eyebrows: Michael Ignatieff.

Best moustache: Jack Layton.

Best mad dog attack: Gilles Duceppe.

Best evasive maneuvers: Stephen Harper.

Best flapping hand gestures: Stephen Harper.

Best personal stories: Tie: Michael Ignatieff ("My father came from Russia" and Jack Layton "My mother-in-law came from Hong Kong.")

Best gravelly voice: Michael Ignatieff.

Best Yves Montand impression: Gilles Duceppe.

Best overall performance: Moderator Steve Paikin.

Person you would most like to see as Prime Minister of Canada: Lester B. Pearson.