Mikey (McEyebrows) Ignatieff: Gangly guy whose pants are never long enough. Knows a lot of polysyllabic words (howzat, Mike?). Predicted future: rocket scientist.
Jacko (Jack in the Box) Layton: Tough little jock; played big game with leg in cast. Favorite saying: "Put me in, Coach!" Predicted future: CFL referee.
Gilles ("in for ze kill") Duceppes: Transfer student with big hair; does wicked impressions. Predicted future: reality show host.
Elizabeth (Betty Boop) May: A+ student and jitterbug phenom. Predicted future: investigative reporter going undercover as exotic dancer; intelligence agent; founder of feminist mag.
Watch for the movie, coming May 2 to a polling station near you.
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