Please welcome our new Prime Minister

Surveys indicate that none of the politicians hoping to become Canada's next Grand Fromage meets voter expectations. Their approval ratings fall somewhat short of Muammar Qaddafi's. Pointless Digressions has undertaken to conduct its own poll, to determine who Canadians would really like to see as their next Prime Minister. 

#1: The Sedin twins.

#2: Rick Mercer.

#3: Justin Bieber (response of Canadians too young to vote).

#4: Keith Jarrett (response of jazz fans who don't care that Jarrett is an American).

#5: Wile E. Coyote.

Many of those surveyed chose long dead Prime Ministers. One respondent said, "They can't do us any harm."

Tune in for Tuesday's leaders' debate. Wile E. Coyote is expected to be at the table.